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Thursday, May 14, 2009


ZACK AND MIRI
MAKE A PORNO

(Review)


Okay. At this point, I honestly don’t know what to do with Kevin Smith* anymore.
For the record, I love Clerks, and Chasing Amy, I feel, is still his most real and honest film to date. I enjoyed Mallrats and Dogma too, but they both have their own sets of problems.
Now, I passed on Jersey Girl, so for all I know, that could be his hidden masterwork, but to say Clerks II disappointed me would be an understatement of enormous proportions.
At least though, Clerks II had Rosario Dawson, Jason Mewes’ Buffalo Bill, and Jeff Anderson’s revelatory moments in the film’s final stretch; right now, I’m hard-pressed to think of anything good that came out of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.
The Reaper Pilot wasn’t anything particularly spectacular either.
Which brings us to Zack and Miri Make a Porno.


Now let’s be clear. This one has its moments too, including a surprisingly moving bit orchestrated to Live, and capped off by Blondie. Yup, you can always get me with a good Blondie musical moment.
Zack and Miri is also blessed to have Brandon Routh and Justin Long, who manage to hijack the film and take it to some insanely hilarious places. Sadly they’re confined to only one key sequence, when I actually held out hope that they would somehow be worked into the “making Clerks, but as a porno” stretch of the movie.
As it is, they’re just there long enough to inadvertently flick the light bulb over Seth Rogen’s head, and help give him the idea of shooting a porn to pay the bills.


And I don’t think the problem is Rogen and Elizabeth Banks either, who’s as charming a screen presence as she always is. As longtime friends Zack Brown and Miriam Linky, the duo makes the most of the central situation the film revolves around.
When the time comes for the emotional games that result from certain narrative eventualities though, they’re beats we’ve definitely seen before.
There’s also an odd sort of compression that goes on where before you know it, we’re suddenly at that point in the script where the tension catalyzes, and then, just as quickly, we’re at the film’s climax.
Sadly, I’m left with the impression that most of the film’s running time is made up of awkward moments where the humour just doesn’t pop. (And the scatological bits really don’t help, either.)
The script is so anemic, compared to either Clerks’ or Chasing Amy’s, that when we hit the gooey and mushy centre of this apparently hard and raunchy piece of candy, the sentiments ring damnably hollow.
Not even the Monroeville setting, Smith stalwarts Anderson and Jason Mewes, nor brief appearances by make-up master Tom Savini—geddtit? Monroeville?!—and Tyler Labine (from Invasion and Reaper)… nay, not even Traci Lords, can save the ship, which just seems to coast, rudderless (Dutch, or otherwise), through middling comedic territory, complete with montage featuring “funny/goofy” dance moves.
You know the one.


I had high hopes for this one, and I went into it really wanting to like it.
Maybe if it had been Zack and Miri and Bobby and Brandon Make a Porno, this might have been an entirely different review, but as it is…
Tell you what: I’ll head back to my cave and give my Clerks DVD a spin, while I await Smith’s horror movie, Red State, which sounds genuinely interesting, given all that he’s said about it.
First though, it appears he’s about to go all Hollywood big budget buddy cop—are we still in the ‘80’s and someone just forgot to send me the memo?—on I-won’t-be-surprised-at-all-if-it-gets-retitled A Couple of Dicks, with Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan…
Which is something, honestly, I have no idea what to do with either.
If I can’t have Red State yet, maybe Smith should just work with Routh and Long again on something truly hilarious.
Maybe then we can start talking.


* The Kevin Smith who writes and directs films, that is. Not the one who acts, or writes comic books.
Those are different discussions entirely.

(Zack and Miri Make a Porno OS courtesy of aintitcool.com; images courtesy of about.com.)

Tuesday, August 5, 2008


LOST BOYS:
THE TRIBE
(Review)

As far as popcorn vampire flicks go, The Lost Boys is right up there with both Fright Nights as examples of enjoyable movies containing some neat undead hijinx coupled with great make-up and special effects.
Now, 21 years after Kiefer Sutherland first slept all day and partied all night, we’re given the straight-to-DVD sequel, Lost Boys: The Tribe, featuring, wait for it… vampire surfers! (Which would make them vampires who like to surf. Or maybe they’re surfer vampires, which would make them surfers who suck…)


We can assume by their last name that Chris and Nicole Emerson (Tad Hilgenbrinck and The O.C.’s Autumn Reeser) are the children of The Lost Boys’ Michael Emerson and Star. We’re told that their parents supposedly died in a car accident a couple of years back (hmmmm…), and they’ve just now moved to Luna Bay, into a sad little fix-‘er-upper, courtesy of their Aunt Jillian-with-a-J (Gabrielle Rose).
Not surprisingly—though on the surface, rather incredulously—there are vampires in Luna Bay, and while Chris is targeted as a potential recruit to the nocturnal unlife, Nicole is instantly—and conveniently—attracted to lead vampire Shane Powers (Angus Sutherland, half-brother of Kiefer).
And, wouldn’t you know it, look who also happens to live in Luna Bay, but Edgar Frog (Corey Feldman, reprising his Lost Boys role).
What follows then is essentially a retread of the original, in a film that we really didn’t need in the first place.


In the deluge of Hollywood productions that insist on looking back instead of striking out for new narrative horizons, The Tribe is definitely on the lower end of the scale, as it doesn’t even seem to attempt anything different from the original.
And while I admit that there seems to be a suggestion that there are deeper motivations and machinations going on beneath what we see on the TV screen (arguably making this more of a sequel than it may first appear to be), they’re contained in a package that we’ve already seen before.
That earlier incarnation had the advantage of being a fresh cinematic take on the vampire, updating him for the modern audience, turning in the velvet and opera cape for leather and an 80’s punk attitude.
The thing is, we’ve seen this sort of vampire numerous times since, so what was new and engaging for the big screen back then, is just tired and unremarkable today.


The Tribe is also hobbled by some problematic performances.
While Reeser passes muster (though perhaps only barely), Hilgenbrinck—who will be seen in John Simpson’s Amusement and Dave Parker’s The Hills Run Red—isn’t a particularly engaging lead, not really conveying much in the way of genuine emotion; he’s certainly no Jason Patric.
The younger Sutherland meanwhile, has the whole surfer bra thing so down pat, he becomes a distracting presence, and is a character that’s difficult to take seriously.
And in the portion of the film’s running time where he does appear, Feldman tries gamely to inject some of the old Lost Boys magic into this, but it’s a losing battle.
We don’t even have the luxury of having the likes of Dianne Wiest, Edward Herrmann, or Barnard Hughes, as the original did; in appealing to a young audience, The Tribe seems to have concentrated more on fresh-faced, less experienced performers.


There are a couple of moments, granted: the Tom Savini bit, the “Cry Little Sister” cover, but they’re hardly enough to carry the film, or make up for the limp and unimpressive climactic confrontations.
All director P.J. Pesce has done here is to serve up a movie that blatantly relies on brand name recognizability without even offering a viewing experience worthy of its predecessor.
If Pesce and company had only tried to further the original film’s narrative in a follow-up that was even remotely original, this might have been something worthwhile. As it is, The Tribe tries to be the enjoyable popcorn horror film The Lost Boys was, but all it succeeds at is being an unoriginal and ultimately, disposable diversion.

(Lost Boys: The Tribe DVD cover art and images courtesy of bloody-disgusting.com.)

Wednesday, October 17, 2007





PLANET TERROR
(Review)

Robert Rodriguez confuses me.
El Mariachi blew me away with its crackling, low budget ingenuity and I had high hopes for whatever Rodriguez would cook up next. What came after however, tended to disappoint, more than anything else.
Desperado just seemed to be El Mariachi on a Hollywood budget, Four Rooms (the anthology he contributed to alongside Quentin Tarantino, Alexandre Rockwell, and Allison Anders) seemed more self-indulgent than actually funny, The Faculty lacked the visual frenzy of Rodriguez’s audacious debut, Once Upon A Time in Mexico didn’t really come alive for me, and Sin City was little more than an interesting ultra-violent visual experience.
Then there are his kiddie movies (the Spy Kids flicks and The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lava Girl) which were clearly not made with me in mind.
Perhaps the only post-El Mariachi film Rodriguez helmed which I actually enjoyed was his team-up with Tarantino, From Dusk Till Dawn, a vampire movie which reveled in its B-movie roots.
The only one, that is, till I got to visit Planet Terror.

Originally one half of Grindhouse, Planet Terror is Rodriguez’s crazy-a$$ contribution to the raging subgenre of zombie cinema.
Here, a chemical is unleashed on an unsuspecting Texan populace, which mutates its victims into pustule-ridden monstrosities hungry for flesh. As per the template of your average zombie mash, Planet Terror follows a number of characters who eventually converge to become one ragtag group of survivors that must navigate the chaos of a world that’s suddenly gone Romero.
Among the motley crew are go-go dancer/aspiring stand-up comic Cherry Darling (Scream’s Rose McGowan), anesthesiologist Dakota Block (Marley Shelton, from Pleasantville and Sin City), and the mysterious El Wray (Six Feet Under’s Freddy Rodriguez). Along for the ride are biochemist/testicle fetishist Abby (Lost’s Naveen Andrews), would-be barbecue king J.T. (Jeff Fahey, set to appear in Season 4 of Lost), J.T.’s brother Sheriff Hague (former James Cameron collaborator Michael Biehn), and Deputy Tolo (make-up effects maestro Tom Savini). Oh, and a certain Earl McGraw (Michael Parks), who some of you may have seen in Tarantino’s Kill Bill saga as well as Death Proof. (Earl happens to be Dakota’s pop, and Dakota is also actually seen briefly in Death Proof.)

Populating this wild ride with these misfits, Rodriguez delivers a solid exercise in fun, B-movie schlock; this is the sort of tongue-in-cheek insanity that some low budget horror films can only hope to attain. Utilizing a good mix of old school practical make-up effects, digital effects, and painfully obvious dummies, Rodriguez showers the audience with over-the-top gore as the infected transform into oozing grotesqueries ready to chow down on the nearest live human being, while spurting copious amounts of the red stuff as they’re being gunned down, or run over, or chopper rotored, by El Wray and company.

Planet Terror is a runny, rowdy, four-cheese pizza without the dough. It’s messy and messed-up and one of the most lunatic popcorn flicks ever made for the midnight movie crowd.
At long last, Rodriguez is back in the game, and I am so looking forward to his remake of Barbarella, where he re-teams with McGowan (who has since become his real-life Cherry Darling).
Bring it on, baby!

Parting shot: Notable musical moments: Rose McGowan’s cover of “You Belong To Me,” which is played over the end title crawl, and, though it’s not my favourite cover of theirs, Nouvelle Vague’s “Too Drunk To F*ck,” which plays as QT tries to do something nasty to Cherry, only to have something really nasty happen to him…

Parting shot 2: Reportedly, Rodriguez is also set to turn his faux trailer from Grindhouse, Machete—which plays right before Planet Terror starts—into a full-fledged straight-to-DVD film.
More schlocky insanity! With Cheech Marin as a gun-toting priest! Brilliant!

(Planet Terror OS courtesy of impawards.com; images courtesy of ew.com; Robert Rodriguez on-set image courtesy of rollingstone.com.)


Saturday, August 4, 2007


reVIEW (14)
HALLOWEEN II

If memory serves me right, aside from The Empire Strikes Back, Halloween II was one of the first sequels that I anticipated with relish (another being Friday the 13th Part II). And with the promise of a bigger budget than the original, well, this was bound to be cool, wasn’t it?

Taking a cue from James Whale’s The Bride of Frankenstein, Halloween II starts at the point where the original ends.
Beginning with the killer climax from the first film, we watch as Dr. Loomis (Donald Pleasence) saves Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis) from the relentless Michael Myers, emptying his revolver into the silent killer, then the sequel’s opening segues into some new bits (Michael falls into the front yard, instead of the back, as in the original). Loomis then discovers his quarry is still up and about, and has a neighbour call the police before running off into the night in hot pursuit.
That opening still gets me after more than two decades. Of course, much of the credit for that goes to John Carpenter’s masterfully directed Halloween climax, but it’s a crackerjack way to open up the second chapter of this franchise, by essentially making it a seamless whole with the first film.
Working from a script by Halloween co-writers Carpenter and Debra Hill, Rick Rosenthal takes the director’s chair this time out, as we follow Laurie (who is brought to Haddonfield Memorial Hospital) and Loomis (who continues to search the town’s streets for Michael) over the course of the night, till the dawn of the following day.

What is most conspicuous in this sequel is the absence of that air of dread and pervading sense of time and place (Halloween in small-town America) that so characterized Halloween. Instead, what we have here is a very conscious upping of the on-screen violence. Whereas the original was a practically bloodless outing, in Halloween II, we actually see blood spatter and pool on the floor. We even see scalpels and hypodermic needles contact victims’ bodies. Nothing compared to the Tom Savini killshots in such classic slasher fare as Friday the 13th, The Prowler, or The Burning, mind you, but compared to Halloween, this was a bloodbath!

Sadly though, much of the running time seems to be a bad excuse to show some on-screen kills. One has to wonder why Michael dilly-dallies after he gets to the hospital so he can off nurses and security guards and ambulance drivers, instead of just heading straight for Laurie’s room. I mean, the woman does spend practically the entire film in a hospital gown, doped up on sedatives. How difficult would it have been to just ice her within his first few minutes in the hospital? Instead, he takes his sweet-a$$ time, so that when he finally does get to her room, her spider-sense kicks in, and she’s ready for him. (One of those inexplicable moments in film where the protagonist just senses the baddie coming and acts accordingly. And note that this occurs just as she’s in some sort of coma-like state, apparently a bad reaction to her medication.)

Yes, the film does strive for some sort of realism (characters fall unconscious due to sedatives and concussions; Dr. Loomis is ordered to leave Haddonfield for fear of some public relations disaster), but none of this really helps the film’s dodgy pacing. It’s only when the film is about two-thirds over that Michael actually makes an attempt on Laurie’s life, and the narrative rediscovers itself. Before this point, Halloween II is basically standard slasher fare as the audience watches “characters” (a.k.a. dead meat walking) dropping like flies.
Meanwhile, the Empire reveal regarding Michael and Laurie’s connection is telegraphed a tad early in the proceedings courtesy of a blinding nightmare sequence, effectively blunting whatever shock value they were aiming for.
And all this leads up to a rather limp climax that comes nowhere near the one from the original. Not only do we discover Laurie is a crack shot as she puts a bullet in each of Michael’s eyes(!), but we also have to wonder why Michael, now blinded, just doesn’t lumber forward and stick a scalpel in his tormentors, instead of swinging his weapon about like a right drunken git.

What will largely get you to the end of this film is the need to know how the evening turns out; if Laurie once again manages to get out alive; if Loomis finally catches Michael. And this need to know how things turn out will largely be rooted in the time the first film took to let us know who these characters are.
That sense in Halloween, of being compelled to sit through the entire film because of the dread of what’s just around the corner, is never realized here. In trying to compete on a playing field that had changed significantly in the three years since Halloween, the sequel adopts a different tone, but in the process, ends up being just like most of the other slasher films that had emerged in the wake of Halloween’s success.
At times, Halloween II seems like a rip-off of a rip-off, as if it were trying to be a slasher film (killshots and all), but still somehow dialing down the gore because it was trying to emulate the suspense of the first Halloween (which really had nothing to do with on-screen gore).
Ironic, that Carpenter and company found themselves having to play by the rules of a burgeoning genre that they kick-started in the first place, a genre that was already going down a different road from the path Carpenter walked in Halloween in the first place.
Seeing an arrowhead burst out of Kevin Bacon’s neck and Betsy Palmer losing her head to a machete in slow-motion were cool, yes, but those kills—and others like them—were forging the paradigm that would hold all the way to the slasher genre’s first death (at the hands of sequelitis).

Of course, those are all sentiments of the me of today. The me of 1981, who first saw Halloween II, was a young gorehound who enjoyed the film, but wished they’d gotten Tom Savini to work his bloody magick.
It’s a testament to what Carpenter achieved in Halloween, and the bits of Halloween II that actually work, that the film still holds up to a viewing over a quarter of a century later. (Unlike, say, The Prowler, which I saw again a couple of years back, and realized with horror that a film I watched over and over again on Beta, was really just stretches of tedium and sophomoric acting between still excellent make-up effects by Tom Savini. Even then, the film geek in me was far stronger than the gorehound, as I never just fast-forwarded to the elaborate killshots, but insisted on watching the film in its entirety. Sure, I’d rewind and run through the effects shots a couple of times, to try to figure out how Savini pulled it off—at the time, I dreamed of being a special effects guy—but then I’d settle back and continue watching the damned thing, all the way through to the end credits.)

Despite its flaws, there is still enough of the original Halloween in the sequel’s DNA to make it an okay watch, even today. In hindsight though, it’s frustrating that it couldn’t stand up on a par with Carpenter’s original, or it could have been a great double-feature, watching both back-to-back.
Instead, doing that, you end up with a 3-hour film that has a brilliant first half, then kind of wobbles and unravels over its final half.
Still, on its own, Halloween II is certainly a sight better than many other slasher sequels, including some of the later Halloween installments. (It also has the best Halloween scene Nancy Loomis ever did: on an ambulance gurney, dead.)

Parting shot: Among the luckless hospital employees who are subjected to Michael’s unwanted attention are Ana Alicia, who would go on to primetime soap opera vixenhood on Falcon Crest, and Lance Guest, who would go on to play video games and fight in an interstellar war in The Last Starfighter.

Parting shot 2: Halloween II was Rick Rosenthal’s feature film debut. Since then, he’s worked mostly in television, directing episodes from a whole string of series, including The Practice, Wasteland, Strong Medicine, and Smallville.
Recently, he directed two episodes of the excellent-but-cancelled Reunion, as well as episodes of The Dresden Files, Angela’s Eyes, and Veronica Mars. He also helmed the pilot episode for the upcoming Flash Gordon series.
Amidst all his TV work (including the lamentable TV movie The Birds II: Land’s End, for which he took the credit “Alan Smithee”), Rosenthal returned to the Halloween franchise in 2002, for Halloween: Resurrection.

(Halloween II OS courtesy of impawards.com.)

Again, thanx to J&R Travel Agency, for arranging my return trip to Haddonfield.

Sunday, July 29, 2007

REVELATIONS
(Getting at the Truths of Apocalypse Cinema)

The man coughing violently in a darkened theater, spewing unseen plague into the cool air. A rain of fiery meteors falling from a blood red sky. The ravenous zombie pounding at the bolted door. The finger hovering over the red button.
Just a handful of images from the gallery of apocalypse cinema, the collective term used to encompass films chronicling end of the world scenarios, with civilization in dire jeopardy from threats natural and man-made, extraterrestrial and supernatural, biological and mechanical.

Apocalypse cinema has always been, more often than not, profitable at the box office, as if movie-going audiences yearn to witness the destruction of society from one safe remove, as if we are all, every single one of us, willing—and eager—voyeurs to ruination.
David J. Skal, in his excellent book The Monster Show: A Cultural History of Horror, observes, "Cataclysmic junctures in history usually stir up strong images in the collective mind..." And cinema is one of the repositories of these images.

From the atomic monster films of the 50's—produced in the wake of the bombs being dropped on Hiroshima and Nagasaki—where irradiated creatures grew to gargantuan size and went on real estate rampages from the United States to Japan, through the Irwin Allen disaster movies of the 70's, through the peak of zombie cinema (the late 70's to early 80's), all the way up to pre-millennial films like Armageddon and Deep Impact, the threat of our society's destruction has been a staple of cinema for a long time now.
One would think though, that after the calendar hit January 1 2000, that the millennium fever that always strikes at that sort of pivotal transition, would pass, and we'd be free from visions of the screaming populace of ruined cities, at least for a while.
Apparently not so.

It's only 2004, and we've already seen a remake of George Romero's classic Dawn of the Dead, and Roland Emmerich's latest CGI-popcorn offering, The Day After Tomorrow, while last year gave us The Core, Eli Roth's Cabin Fever and the year before that, Danny Boyle's 28 Days Later.
Now, within the confines of apocalypse cinema, I will cop to a preference for the flesh-eating zombies overrun the world scenario (and its variations) as opposed to the global disaster scenario of The Core and The Day After Tomorrow.
While zombies walking the streets is a very visceral, in-your-face threat, the CGI-generated catastrophes of films like Tomorrow seem a bit impersonal to me. (So much so that some movies of this persuasion feel compelled to pile sequence after sequence of "characterization" on our laps, till we're all but gnashing our teeth in aggravated boredom, waiting for the final ten minutes of eye-popping CGI devastation. See: Deep Impact.)
Additionally, in movies like this, you seem to have to be a brainy scientist to stand a chance of survival. (Either that, or be Bruce Willis.) If you're a regular schmoe who doesn't know anything about meterology or geology or some other -ology, you may as well just lie down and wait for the tsunami/asteroid/red hot magma to put you out of your misery.
I prefer films that give sedentary writer guys like me a fair shake.
Thus, my three films of choice for this article: Cabin Fever, 28 Days Later, and this year's remake of Dawn of the Dead.


“You look a little peaked…”

Though the effects of the flesh-eating virus in Cabin Fever are, for the length of the film, confined to a contained area (a remote cabin and the surrounding woods), it’s the first title on our list since it captures societal breakdown on a microcosmic level, as the bonds that hold a group of friends together decay and fester, much like their infected flesh does.

Directed by David Lynch protégé Eli Roth, Cabin Fever is a low-budget surprise, by turns funny and disturbing. It is also an interesting variation on the zombie film, where the infected should, by all rights, become objects of compassion and sympathy, but instead, become objects of revulsion, pariahs to their friends and lovers.
Part The Evil Dead, part Outbreak, part 28 Days Later, Cabin Fever deals out the proceedings with dollops of very black humor, and very visceral, unnerving shots of tainted blood spraying and gouting every which way. (There are also a number of shudder-worthy sequences here that are hard to forget: the leg-shaving scene is probably tops on that list.)

But above and beyond the gut shock, is the ugly, brutal reality of how friends can turn on each other when it becomes every man for himself, how tenuous the bonds of society and community can be when faced with the cold, inhuman workings of a highly infectious disease.
In the end, it is the onscreen corrosion of these interpersonal dynamics that is the lasting impression of Cabin Fever that remains alongside the blood and grue, an insightful and excellent metaphor for the disease of egocentrism, which is perhaps the greatest enemy of the societal body.


“Sorry about The Beach…”

Almost as if in abject apology for the Leo-starrer (adapted from the Alex Garland novel and directed by Danny Boyle of Trainspotting fame), director and writer teamed up again for 28 Days Later (directed by Boyle from a script written directly for the screen by Garland).
Another post-millennial variation on the zombie film, 28 Days Later begins with a prologue set in the Cambridge Primate Research Centre, where some animal activists unwittingly let loose a virus—called, appropriately enough, “Rage”—which causes the infected to go into a constant state of mindless, uncontrolled violence. Once infected by tainted blood or saliva, a person ceases being a person, and becomes nothing more than a wild, vicious beast; perhaps, the beast that lies in wait in all of us, free of the imposed restraints of ethics and morals and rational thought.
We then jump four weeks ahead—thus, the title—when Jim (Cillian Murphy) awakes in hospital (he was in an accident before the outbreak began), to find it empty and ransacked. (The scenes of Jim walking through a deserted London are far more haunting than Tom Cruise in an empty Times Square in Vanilla Sky.)

Thus, we are not witness to the actual breakdown of society, but rather—like Jim—suddenly thrust into some horrible New World (Dis)Order, where there is apparently no government, no police, no army, and a church is no longer a sanctuary.
So who do we turn to when all structures fail? We turn to one another.
Garland manages to avoid the clichés of this sort of film, where strangers are thrust upon one another in a bid to survive. He manages to write people; flawed, yes, but not necessarily good, not necessarily evil. (Some though, perhaps just horny and misguided.) It is a minor triumph of the film that we are not asked to endure the whiny self-important complainer whom the audience is just waiting to get offed in the next reel.
Reprisals and turn-arounds however, are sudden and brutal, and that mood is helped tremendously by the occasionally rapidfire, staccato editing of Chris Gill, working with excellent footage shot by Anthony Dod Mantle.

Generally a rather nihilistic film, 28 Days Later seems to say that in the face of such calamity, the tendency will be for little pockets of madness to bloom, merely echoing the insane society that’s just been eradicated. Garland seems to say that, in the end, man is his own worst enemy. (At least with the infected, there is no pretense of culture and civilization, while indulging in one’s basest desires.)
Which is not to say the film is all doom and gloom. There are surprisingly somber and melancholy notes struck in this dirge: Jim’s discovery of his parents’ fates; choral music playing during the taxi ride through the devastated and deserted city.
There is a strain of hope, however fleeting and ephemeral, that runs throughout the film, carrying us along with it, doing its best to raise us above the detritus and leavings of a society perhaps better off dead.


Dead Again

From the precious few moments of Ana’s (Sarah Polley) last night of normalcy, to her escape from a suburbia rapidly descending into chaos, to the quick-cut opening title montage set to Johnny Cash’s Revelations-tinged “The Man Comes Around” (with the credit letters scattering like blood in a high wind), it is immediately established that this is a slicker version of the original 1979 Dawn of the Dead.
What is also instantly obvious is that director Zack Snyder and his team seem to have taken a page from the rushing, rabid hordes of 28 Days Later; gone are the shambling, lethargic zombies of the original Dead trilogy. What we have here are strangely energetic and limber zombies, as if fresh from an aerobics class taught by an undead—though still horribly hyper—Richard Simmons.

What we also have here, in light of this article, is a curious paradox: What is possibly the most visceral and graphic of the three films we’re taking a look at, is also the most entertaining. “Entertaining” in that it pretty much sticks to audience expectations of what this sort of movie is supposed to deliver. (And yes, here we are asked to endure the whiny self-important complainer who we’re just waiting to get offed in the next reel. There is also the macho alpha male whom we at first hate, then find ourselves rooting for by film’s end.)

As with George Romero’s original vision, the exact reason for the zombie epidemic is left unstated (though the religious/supernatural reason is given a boost here by a televangelist who utters one of the best taglines in cinema history: “When there is no more room in Hell, the Dead will walk the earth”), and the mall setting—of which much has been said in the past by the more critically-minded of us gorehounds—is also left intact.
And although we do catch glimpses of societal breakdown, what we are more privy to here is the attempted rebuilding of society. Crossroads Mall becomes the stage for this new community, the idea of mall-as-Heaven, where everything you might possibly want can be found, an air-conditioned Paradise isolated from the Hell of Zombieville outside.
But what eventually comes to the fore is the fact that this is merely just another state of living death, mall-as-Limbo. (Though the indictment against mall culture is still present, it is perhaps not as overt as in the original.)
Again, as to be expected, the Paradise-turned-Limbo comes to an end, and the survivors are forced to flee once more, in the hopes of finding a more permanent surcease from the insatiable dead.

The 1979 original is considered a classic of horror cinema, described by David J. Skal as a “razor-edged social satire” and “an indelible image of consumerism gone mad.” Given that Snyder’s remake doesn’t add anything significant to the equation—and in some instances, actually mutes the anti-mall culture statement—it could very well be leveled with the accusation of being “unnecessary, but well-made,” as was the 1990 remake of Night of the Living Dead.
Quite possibly. But at least it’s well-made.
And there is a cameo by special make-up effects guru Tom Savini (who directed the 1990 Night). And can anyone honestly say they’ve seen the brilliant Sarah Polley in a role like this before, kicking zombie butt?! I think not!

Last words

So at the end of it all, why are we fascinated by these films of death and destruction? Is it only here that we can secretly and comfortably acknowledge our own mortality, accepting the presence of the ever-hovering shadow on the doors of our own existence? Is it that we wish to witness societal breakdown, wondering how we would react in that situation, whether it would bring out the best, or worst, in us? Or is it because we delight in seeing others' misery? (Better them than us...)
Perhaps the answer lies in the term itself. The word "apocalypse," after all, contrary to popular belief, does not mean the end of the world. It comes from the Greek, apokalypsis, literally, "uncovering" or "revelation." (A synonym for "apocalypse" is "disclosure.") Perhaps we are fascinated by these films because we see truths in them, about ourselves, and the nature of our existence.
Or do we just bloody like being scared out of our wits?
Maybe it's a combination of all of these reasons, and quite possibly, even more, unknown to anyone except God and our private, most secret selves.

Parting shot: Due to the graphic nature of these films, those easily repulsed, or with weak stomachs and hearts, should probably not even consider watching them. You have been warned.

(Cabin Fever, 28 Days Later, and Dawn of the Dead OS’s courtesy of impawards.com.)

(The above is a slightly altered version of an article previously published in 2004.)