Showing posts with label apocalypse cinema. Show all posts
Showing posts with label apocalypse cinema. Show all posts

Monday, September 6, 2021

WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING (June 2021)

WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING
(June 2021)


Most things come to an end, don’t they?”

family of four retreat to their spacious bathroom to shelter from what seems to be, at best, a passing thunderstorm, at worst, a tornado.
Tension within the enclosed space quickly takes root though, from both interpersonal dynamics, and the gradual, creeping realization that there are far worse things than a tornado…

“Mom, I think something might be wrong. Like, with the storm, something bad might be happening.”

Sean King O’Grady’s directorial feature debut, We Need to Do Something, is a nastily effective piece of apocalypse cinema in micro, as we witness the slights and stresses that tear a family asunder, even as some perhaps darker disintegration takes place outside their enforced shelter.
Max Booth III’s screenplay--based on his novella of the same name--builds the familial strife steadily but surely, punctuating the simmering conflict with a number of WTF moments that push the narrative into disturbingly surreal territory. (Not to mention that unsettling ‘80’s hit needle drop, one of those movie moments guaranteed to forever alter the way you consider a musical track.)
The film also proves to have a darkly comic streak, bolstered in no small part by Pat Healy, whose Robert is one of the most inept, contemptible cinematic fathers to stain the screen in recent memory.

So if single, enclosed settings aren’t a trigger for you (in our current, shared Global Moment), then We Need to Do Something comes with a hearty ¡Q horror! recommendation.

“I’m a good boy!”

(We Need to Do Something OS courtesy of impawards.com.)

Thursday, May 20, 2021

THE BEACH HOUSE (September 2019)

THE BEACH HOUSE
(September 2019)


 “I was thinking… maybe it wasn’t such a great idea to come to the beach…”

Truer words, as they say, were never spoken…

Jeffrey A. Brown’s feature debut, The Beach House, sees two couples sharing the titular abode during the off season, the four of them apparently the only humans on that stretch of private seaside real estate.
But that initial mood of isolation and low key oppressiveness soon gives way to shuddery body horror when things go horribly (and inevitably) sideways, as they are wont to do in horror movies.

And while this one definitely gets the ¡Q horror! seal of approval, I’d be remiss if I didn’t point out that, given our current Global Moment, a horror movie about exposure and infection and catastrophe and apocalypse might not be the right cup of proverbial tea for those of you who don’t subscribe to the idea of horror cinema as aversion therapy.
So, think long and deep before visiting this particular vacation spot…

“All other planets are too harsh for life as we know it. We are the exception. We’re delicate.”

(The Beach House OS courtesy of impawards.com)

Tuesday, October 1, 2019


¡QUÉ HORROR2019
The Preliminaries

So it's October 1 once again, and ‘round these parts, that means 3 things.

1) The window for ¡Q horror! 2019 candidacy has officially closed;

2) The window for ¡Q horror! 2020 candidacy has officially opened, and will stay open till September 30, 2020; and

3) The ¡Q horror! 2019 main rundown will start today and continue over the next few days.

Before we get to that though, a “Sniff. R.I.P.” must go out to two Netflix shows that were brutally cancelled in the past few months… (Why you gotta be that way, Netflix?)


Santa Clarita Diet and


The OA

I ask again: Why you gotta be that way, Netflix?
Sigh.

Okay.

One more thing before the main rundown kicks off.

STARFISH
(September 2018)


“Wanna know the saddest thing about everybody being gone? Everybody being dead, I mean.
“The lost stories.
“People are gonna die anyways but… their stories don’t have to.”

There’s a shot early on in Starfish: a key on the palm of a hand, joined by a tear, and then a drop of blood.
It’s a striking image in a singular film about love, guilt, and the Apocalypse.

Written, directed and scored by A.T. White, Starfish (his feature debut*) sees Aubrey Parker (Virginia Gardner**) struggle with loss and grief, as well as what could be the end of the world.
With a narrative that transforms a private, personal apocalypse (the death of a loved one) into a public, global apocalypse, and back again, Starfish is a film that, while featuring horror elements, ultimately doesn’t play like a horror film, thus its mention here, outside of the main ¡Q horror! rundown.

And while it may not have enough “horror” for some, it should nonetheless be lauded for sprinkling the Apocalypse with a bunch of interesting needle drops***.
If one must endure the end of the world, then it may as well be an Apocalypse with excellent taste in music…

“I’m alone at last with every other me…”
--The Notwist, “Gloomy Planets”


* Among the short films White has directed in the past: Spider-Man: Eclipse.

** Gardner should be familiar to comic book geeks from Hulu’s Runaways, and to horror geeks from ¡Q horror! 2019 Candidate Halloween.

*** WHY?, The Notwist, and Grandaddy--whose “Stray Dog and the Chocolate Shake” underscores the “raiding the empty grocery for supplies” scene oh-so-painfully familiar to aficionados of apocalypse cinema--are some of the acts that accompany this particular end of the world…

And there we have it.
Preliminaries all done.
Main rundown about to start in 3.
2.
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(Santa Clarita Diet & The OA OS’ courtesy of impawards.com; Starfish OS’ courtesy of screenanarchy.com & impawards.com.)

Sunday, October 7, 2018


¡QUÉ HORROR2019
Candidate #2

HOUSEWIFE
(September 2017)


Let's go back to where it all began.”

After gracing the ¡Q horror! 2016 rundown with Baskin, Can Evrenol is back with his sophomore feature, the English-language Housewife, which follows Holly (Clémentine Poidatz), who is haunted by a terrible childhood tragedy.
Things take a turn for the worse when Holly finds herself at the seminar of a “… crazy, world-famous cult that actually believes in the Apocalypse happening pretty soon.”

There’s only you and your dreams – ULM slogan

The cult, described as “… like Scientology with astral travel,” is called ULM (Umbrella of Love and Mind), and is led by Bruce O’Hara (David Sakurai), who comes out on stage at said seminar to the tune of KC & The Sunshine Band’s “I’m Your Boogie Man” (a homophonically apt title, natch).
It really isn’t much of a spoiler to say that the “rock star” entrance (with an umbrella, right, ‘cause, well… ULM) masks something far more sinister.

“Accept the mystery.”

In Housewife, Evrenol trades in most (but not all) of the batsh!t insanity of Baskin for a mystery cloaked in dream, memory, and cult madness, the deep psychological scarring of the eponymous protagonist, and some frank, adult sexuality.
It’s a truly excellent follow-up, that also serves as a tantalizing promise of more dark and disturbing visions from Evrenol.

“Let me take you to your destiny.”


Parting Shot: The female artist working in miniature in a horror film has apparently become a recurring motif these days.
Or what the kids would call “a thing.”
Hereditary, Michael Tully’s Don’t Leave Home, and now, Housewife.
Yeah.
“A thing”…

(Housewife OS’ courtesy of impawards.com.)

Wednesday, October 17, 2012


¡QUÉ HORROR! 2012
The Wrap-Up

As promised, here’s the rundown of all the other horror films I saw between October 1, 2011 and September 30, 2012, that I felt deserved some ¡Qué Horror! love, but I just didn’t get the chance to write about in their own ¡Qué Horror! Candidate posts…

Apologies to all concerned that I didn’t get to talk about your films more, but for those of you who frequent the Iguana, here are some other titles to seek out…

Imago Mortis (January 2009), dir: Stefano Bessoni
The Dead (August 2010), dir: Howard J. Ford
Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark (November 2010), dir: Troy Nixey
Retreat (February 2011), dir: Carl Tibbetts
The Innkeepers (March 2011), dir: Ti West
Some Guy Who Kills People (April 2011), dir: Jack Perez
The Moth Diaries (September 2011), dir: Mary Harron
Livide (Livid) (September 2011), dirs: Julien Maury & Alexandre Bustillo
Exit Humanity (September 2011), dir: John Geddes
El Páramo (The Squad) (October 2011), dir: Jaime Osorio Márquez
Rites of Spring (October 2011), dir: Padraig Reynolds
Piggy (May 2012), dir: Kieron Hawkes

So the field this year consisted of 46 titles, from which the final list emerged.


Plus, I should also mention One Hundred Mornings (July 2009, dir: Conor Horgan), which isn’t strictly a horror movie, but it’s positioned quite firmly in apocalypse cinema, and is a horrific title nonetheless (I should mention that I find it quite interesting that amazon.co.uk simply classifies One Hundred Mornings under “Horror”)…


Detention (March 2011, dir: Joseph Kahn), which, alongside The Cabin in the Woods, is, hands-down, the most entertaining film I had the awesome privilege of seeing this past year…


Chronicle (January 2012, dir: Josh Trank), one of the best found footage titles from the past year, and a powerful argument for the flexibility and versatility of the superhero film…


and the harrowing Wake in Fright (May 1971, dir: Ted Kotcheff), which gained a well-deserved revitalization after it was selected by Martin Scorsese as a Cannes Classic Title for the 2009 festival.
Like One Hundred Mornings, this isn’t strictly a horror movie, but it is, nonetheless the sort of disturbing tourism-killing cinematic experience that will put you off traveling to the particular corner of the world it’s showcasing; in this case, the Australian Outback.

To one and all, have a Happy Halloween, as I settle down to begin the search for next year’s ¡Qué Horror! hopefuls.

(One Hundred Mornings UK quad courtesy of dnotes.info; Detention, Chronicle, and Wake in Fright OS’ courtesy of impawards.com.)

Tuesday, October 2, 2012


A Rundown of the 13 (plus) Best Horror Movies I’ve Seen in the Past Year
[2 of 13]
The Apocalypse Cinema Slot


CTHULHU
(June 2007)


I’ve known about this one for awhile though only now have managed to catch up with it, and I must say, this one’s an interesting and excellent Lovecraft adaptation by director Dan Gildark, a piece that tries things and goes places that are foreign to other Lovecraft adaptations.
Take “The Shadow Over Innsmouth” as a foundation, then splice in some gay themes and strains of apocalypse cinema, and throw in Gus Van Sant stalwart Scott Patrick Green and the Tori Spelling, and you’ll have a vague notion of what’s in store for you in Cthulhu.
For my money, one of the best Lovecraft adaptations I’ve seen…

THE DIVIDE
(March 2011)


This is one of those films I got to see over the past year, but didn’t have the time to write about previously.
Apologies, Monsieur Xavier Gens.

This one takes the boiler room scenario of titles like The Mist, as a bunch of tenants in an apartment building are crammed into the basement with the crotchety super, Mickey (Michael Biehn, baby!), in the hopes of riding out the nuclear devastation that’s wreaked havoc aboveground.
Sadly, human nature creeps to the surface and things don’t go so well for the poor unfortunates, who include Lauren German, Rosanna Arquette, and Milo Ventimiglia.

(Cthulhu OS courtesy of impawards.com and The Divide OS courtesy of reelizer.com.)

Tuesday, July 31, 2012


¡Qué horror! 2012
Candidate # 26

CTHULHU
(June 2007)


I’ve known about this one for awhile though only now have managed to catch up with it, and I must say, this one’s an interesting and excellent Lovecraft adaptation by director Dan Gildark, a piece that tries things and goes places that are foreign to other Lovecraft adaptations.
Take “The Shadow Over Innsmouth” as a foundation, then splice in some gay themes and strains of apocalypse cinema, and throw in Gus Van Sant stalwart Scott Patrick Green and the Tori Spelling, and you’ll have a vague notion of what’s in store for you in Cthulhu.
For my money, one of the best Lovecraft adaptations I’ve seen…

(Cthulhu OS courtesy of impawards.com.)

Monday, October 27, 2008


FEAR ITSELF
Season 1 Episode 6
“New Year’s Day”
Story by Steve Niles; teleplay by Steve Niles and Ben Sokolowski
Directed by Darren Lynn Bousman

Written by Steve Niles (responsible for the 30 Days of Night comic upon which the film of the same title was based) and helmed by Darren Lynn Bousman (who brought the second through fourth installments of the Saw franchise to the screen), this episode follows Helen (Step Up 2: The Streets’ Briana Evigan, soon to be seen in S. Darko, the Richard Kelly-less sequel to Donnie Darko), who awakens early morning New Year’s Day, to the sounds of sirens and a disaster quickly unfolding outside her apartment.
What we then get is a zombie outbreak (no further explanation required), as the narrative switches back and forth between Helen’s predicament as she makes her way to the man she believes she loves, James (Kyle XY ’s Cory Monteith), and the New Year’s Eve party she was at the night before.


Now, while “Family Man” was a Fear Itself episode that we probably wouldn’t have seen on Masters of Horror, “New Year’s Day” is a FI installment that might very well have been more effective on MoH.
Network television just doesn’t support zombies very well, considering the gore and bloodshed will naturally be kept to a bare minimum. And nobody wants neutered zombies, do they?


Sadly, Bousman’s direction doesn’t really mine the material for all its inherent tension.
Admittedly, it doesn’t help that since the zombie film is the horror sub-genre du jour, there are examples aplenty of genuine white-knuckle, edge-of-your-seat deadhead thrill rides all over the place. (Not to mention that those examples will also undoubtedly sport fountains of fake blood and guts, which makes for a large portion of what we love about the sub-genre…)
And while Niles’ teleplay (co-written with Ben Sokolowski) does make a narrative attempt at something more than your average zombie movie, it’s a twist that you could see coming, thus blunting the over-all impact.
The zombies here aren’t terribly scary, either, so that’s another big con for the episode.


Ultimately, “New Year’s Day” doesn’t really amount to much, and if you’re jonesing for a good deadhead fix, you’d perhaps be better served taking in another viewing of Zack Snyder’s Dawn of the Dead remake (if you don’t mind the running zombies), or Edgar Wright’s zom-rom-com Shaun of the Dead (if you don’t mind the comedy), or the 28 films (Danny Boyle’s Days Later and Juan Carlos Fresnadillo’s Weeks Later; if you don’t mind the fact that, technically, they’re not actually zombies).
Or, you could go completely old school and dig up George Romero’s classic Dead trilogy—Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, and Day of the Dead. Land of the Dead is passable, but I’d steer clear of Diary of the Dead.
The Day of the Dead remake is also best avoided, though Tom Savini’s colour redux of Night of the Living Dead is a pretty good watch.


Parting shot: Reviews of a number of the zombie films I mention above are contained in the Archive.

(Images courtesy of nbc.com.)