THE FINAL GIRLS
(March 2015)
"Welcome to Camp Blue Finch, where romance in the sun
can turn deadly!”
--VO from Camp Bloodbath trailer
Taissa
Farmiga is Max Cartwright, whose late mother Amanda (Malin Akerman) happened to
play one of the luckless teens in the “granddaddy of all campsite slasher films,”
Camp Bloodbath.
On
the anniversary of her mother’s death, Max finds herself at a Camp Bloodbath double bill (the original
and the “so much cooler than the original” sequel, Camp Bloodbath 2: Cruel Summer), where something strange happens,
dumping Max and her friends--plus frenemy Vicki, played by a post-Vampire Diaries Nina Dobrev--right into the film.
Mad,
comedic horror mayhem ensues.
“I’m The Mean Girl in
the ‘80’s horror movie, and we’re past the midpoint, so, you know… I’d say that
I’ve overstayed my welcome.”
--Vicki
Todd
Strauss-Schulson’s The Final Girls is
one of those titles that, though firmly rooted in the horror genre, is, in the
final analysis, not a horror film.
Thus, this extra-¡Qué horror!
rundown shout-out.
Now,
the above plot crunch should tip you off that this is a meta title, preoccupied
with the rules and the conventions of the genre. It would, in fact, make for a
very interesting comedic counterpoint to/double bill with The Cabin in the Woods. (It should be noted that what The Final Girls loses in outright
horror, it makes up for in some potent emotion and heart.)
So,
if you’re looking for some fun in your Halloween horror viewing, pack your bags
for The Final Girls! (Which, BTW, is
tagged by the trailer as “The Feel Good Horror Movie of the Year.”)
In
the immortal words of The Party Girl, Tina, “Best summer ever!”
“They won’t be singing
‘Kumbaya.’ They’ll be screaming ‘Kum Ba No!’
“Pack your bags for Camp Bloodbath, where the only marshmallow that will
roast… is your sanity!”
--VO from Camp Bloodbath trailer
(The Final Girls OS’ courtesy of impawards.com,
slashfilm.com, & ew.com.)
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