Saturday, December 29, 2018


¡QUÉ HORROR2019
Candidate #9

INTO THE DARK
Season 1 Episode 4
NEW YEAR, NEW YOU
(December 2018)


Do you at least have one for me?
“I’m sorry! I only have one umbrella!”
“Jesus, Kayla!”
“Who has two umbrellas?”
“Mary f*ckin’ Poppins! I don’t know!”

A New Year’s Eve gathering between four friends from high school goes off the rails when it becomes a brutal opportunity to come to terms with a past tragedy.
That’s the set-up for Into the Dark’s fourth “episode,” New Year, New You.
In this one, Mr. Robot’s Carly Chaikin plays social media influencer Danielle Williams, “… creator of Get Well Danielle and owner of Very Very Vegetable juices,” who’s about to get a big break with an upcoming TV show.
If she survives the night, that is.

“Nothing stands between me and all of my desires.”

Sophia Takal, who appeared in Ti West’s V/H/S segment “Second Honeymoon,” directs from a script she co-wrote with Adam Gaines (who’s credited for the story).
Among other things, Takal uses New Year, New You to highlight the culture of reinvention fostered by social media.
It’s the 21st century reality we live in, where your millions of followers only know the you that you’ve curated for them, with videos and photos and posts calculated to reinforce your brand.
And where the sins from the shadows of your past are potential land mines waiting to explode and leave your online career in ruins.

And, just to leave us with a stinger, in its closing moments, New Year, New You also--in a ludicrous yet also disturbing way--shows just how dizzying the emotional turnover on the ‘net can be…

“I mean, you know how it is with mob mentality on the Internet, right? It’s not innocent until proven guilty.”

Parting Shot 1:
Takal said to Entertainment Weekly that she hopes the audience “… question[s] the ideas they have about what it means to be successful, what it means to be valuable as a human being. So much of our society is outwardly-focused and focused on external validation, and social media turns us into a product in a way, always needing more and more validation. I think that can be insidious and damaging to people, especially young women.”

Parting Shot 2: 
For some reason, this is the first Into the Dark episode released without its own poster, so I had to resort to a screencap from the trailer for the image above.
I’ll update this post if/when a poster pops up.

Saturday, December 8, 2018


¡QUÉ HORROR2019
Candidate #8

INTO THE DARK
Season 1 Episode 3
POOKA!
(December 2018)


I'm tellin’ ya, this thing tested through the roof. This is gonna rip Christmas a new a$$hole.”

Well, lookee here!
Señor Nacho Vigalondo is back ‘round these parts, with Into the Dark’s third “episode,” Pooka!

Working from a script written by Gerald Olson, Vigalondo brings us the bleak Christmas tale of Wilson (Nyasha Hatendi), who’s come to Los Angeles to “start over,” only to have his “blank slate” apparently begin to be written over by the devious machinations of a disturbingly sinister-looking mascot costume.

In Pooka!, there are horrors amidst the absurdities, and absurdities amidst the horrors.
And, drifting in and out and through the festive carols and twinkling Christmas lights, we catch fleeting glimpses of the demeaning nature of the audition process and the tellingly rude reality of flash-in-the-pan success, and hear the echoing, ultimately hollow apologies of the serial abuser.
Happy Christmas?
Not so much in Pooka!

“Look at all the pretty lights…”

Parting Shot: There are mentions of Vigalondo’s Los Cronocrimenes (Timecrimes) here, and his contribution to V/H/S: Viral here.

(Into the Dark: Pooka! OS courtesy of impawards.com.)

Saturday, December 1, 2018


¡QUÉ HORROR2019
Candidate #7

POSSUM
(June 2018)


Look at Possum, there he lies
Children, meet his lifeless eyes
See his nasty legs and tongue
When he wakens, watch him run

Drenched in tone and atmosphere, dotted with mysteries (a bag and its hideous contents; a perpetually closed door), Matthew Holness’ debut feature Possum is subjective, oblique horror at its finest.
In it, Sean Harris (notable to this film and music geek for portraying Joy Division’s Ian Curtis in Michael Winterbottom’s 24 Hour Party People) plays Philip Connell, who returns to his now squalid childhood home in an attempt to rid himself of his figurative (or perhaps literal?) demons.

And since we’ve mentioned music, certain aspects of Possum put me in mind of a particular track from The Cure’s Disintegration.
If you take a gander at Possum, and are a Cure fan, you’ll know which track I’m referring to…
And even if you aren’t a Cure fan, and are also somehow opposed to horror films that don’t rely on over-exposition, surely the eponymous Possum is a creature of deep, dark nightmare that, at the very least, demands to be seen, so its insidious presence can stain even your most innocent, sundrenched dreams…

Wait a while, my little child,
For what is playing dead
Possum, with his black balloons
Will eat you up in bed.

Parting Shot: Sean Harris also appears in Billy O’Brien’s excellently repulsive Isolation (review here).

(Possum OS courtesy of impawards.com.)