Tuesday, October 5, 2010


¡QUÉ HORROR! 2010
The Preliminaries

It’s pretty obvious that activity here at the Iguana has crawled down to virtually non-existent of late. A number of reasons for that, but you’re not here to hear them.
What you are here for, is the annual list of horror films that should warrant your time and attention: ¡Qué Horror!, the 2010 edition.

Sadly, unlike past rundowns, not all the entries this year will have separate, full-length reviews. I struggled with this decision, but it was either this slightly compromised version of ¡Qué Horror!, or no rundown at all this year, and I really didn’t want to break tradition, so...
As with last year, cut-off viewing date was September 30, and the list is comprised of the 13 best horror movies I saw for the first time within the window of October 1, 2009 and September 30, 2010, regardless of initial public screening date.
I should also point out that I was unable to catch a couple of key September releases before the deadline, namely the Eli Roth-produced The Last Exorcism, and the first salvo in the Night Chronicles, Devil; with any luck, I’ll end up loving them, and they’ll make an appearance in next year’s ¡Qué horror! list.

For the past years’ ¡Qué Horror! rundowns, please scour the Archive.
Beyond that, there’s not much else to say but, Happy Halloween! Hope you enjoy this year’s baker’s dozen…

SEVENTH MOON (Review)

SEVENTH MOON 
(Review)

Though I found myself not really enjoying The Blair Witch Project very much, I have, over the years, tried to keep tabs on its co-directors, Daniel Myrick and Eduardo Sánchez.
I liked Myrick’s The Objective and didn’t like his Solstice; I also liked Sánchez’s Altered (reviews for all three can be found shambling about in the Archive).
Now, there’s Sánchez’s Seventh Moon, and this is squarely in the plus column, as far as effective horror films go.

On the full moon of the seventh lunar month, the gates of hell open and the spirits of the dead are freed to roam among the living.

That’s the Chinese myth that serves as the springboard for Seventh Moon, from a story by Sánchez and Jamie Nash (who also worked on Altered).
Upping the “fear in the wilderness” factor of Project, Seventh Moon finds newlyweds Yul and Melissa (Tim Chiou and Amy Smart) on their honeymoon in China, where Yul intends to visit his grandmother and other assorted relations.

Sadly, Yul’s return to the land of his forefathers, his new bride in tow, coincides with the festival of the Hungry Ghosts, and in a country steeped in superstition as China is, you just know things are going to go south sooner or later.
And they do, in an alarming, seasick-y sort of way.

Yes, there’s a semi-shakycam here, and unlike the “found video” format of Project, Seventh Moon is a straightforward narrative, so the choice of hand-held is purely an aesthetic (and perhaps economic) one, and I honestly have no problem with that.
But it’s entirely another matter when I find I can’t give the screen my complete, 100% focus, because I need to keep from getting nauseated. And if the film leaves me with an unsteady feeling (as Seventh Moon did), it’s an experience I’d be hesitant to repeat.


All that though, doesn’t serve to detract from the fact that Seventh Moon works, more so than the improv hullabaloo of Project (which was, for the record, far more disorienting and dizzying than Seventh Moon).
Taking the tack of Project (provide the set-up and have the protagonists run the gauntlet with a very simple cause and effect narrative as framework), Seventh Moon places us squarely with the newlyweds, lost in the dead of night in the Chinese countryside.

“Fish out of water” doesn’t really cut it when you’re running though fields in the pitch black, in a country where you don’t speak the language (poor Americanized Yul isn’t terribly fluent in Cantonese), and the traditions are utterly alien.
Having mentioned that, there’s an interesting depiction of the foreigner here whose complete ignorance of the customs and traditions of the country he’s passing through amounts to nothing so much as a kind of arrogance, a condescension of things far more ancient than MTV and apple pie. (Adeptly, much of this is conveyed in the title sequence, where we see Yul and Melissa partake of the event’s festivities, finding things amusing, and quaint, and “cool.”)

In Seventh Moon, Sánchez captures the anxiety and fear that develops from the darkness of the deep country night, bereft of the neon glow of the cities, of hearing voices speak in a foreign tongue, of having nothing familiar and comforting to latch onto, as the stuff of nightmare comes forcefully into our limited perception of the real world.
It’s scary, this, the sort of horror film that makes me want to avoid the country it’s set in (as I’ve said ‘round these parts before, if ever I may have had any desire to visit France in the past, I don’t now). 
Seventh Moon may not be doing wonders for China’s tourism, but it’s certainly upping Sánchez’s standing in my books.

Parting shot: With the success of Oren Peli’s Paranormal Activity, interest has once again turned to Blair Witch, and a third film has reportedly been pitched by Myrick and Sánchez.
Time will tell if that gets off the ground.
Personally, I’m open (and honestly curious) to see what they come up with this time. 
The Blair Witch Project 2: Book of Shadows may have ultimately been a disappointment, but I do appreciate its ambition and intent. I can only hope that with a third installment, they leave the shakycam at home.
Or, at the very least, have less dizzying shakycam action, as is evidently possible, if titles like [REC], Cloverfield, and [REC] remake, Quarantine, are any indication.

(Seventh Moon OS courtesy of shocktillyoudrop.com.)

Sunday, August 22, 2010

PIMP MY STUFF:
BATHALA: APOKALYPSIS

Thanx so much to all the people who showed up on Saturday at the Metro ComicCon, particularly those who'd already read the first chapter of Bathala: Apokalypsis online, but still wanted it in hardcopy.
Much gratitude for the support.

And to those who asked after other characters I've written about in the past, as I said, some things are in the works. A little positive energy sent our way to help them come to fruition couldn't hurt...

Getting back to Bathala, the entirety of the first chapter is online at davidhontiveros.com.
What is it about?
To wit:

What if there was only one superhuman to protect the whole world?

What if the world was ending as predicted in the Book of Revelation?

What can one superman do to stop the hand of the Almighty?


Now, the whole story is told in 7 chapters, and we're aiming for November for the 2nd chapter.
Till then, any pertinent announcements regarding Bathala (or any of my other stuff) will be found here at the Iguana.

Once again, thanx to the Metro Comic Con and Visprint crews, and Budj, for making that happen, and thanx to all of you out there for the support.

Friday, August 20, 2010


PIMP MY STUFF

Firstly, I'd like to apologize for not having been able to announce it here (net access is dodgy these days), but I was part of a Horror Panel at the recent Visprint event held at UST. I was there along with Budjette Tan and Bart Coronel last Wednesday, August 18.
To those who attended the event, thanx so much. Thanx also to those who went up to the mike and asked their questions; our gratitude for joining the dialogue. And to those who came up to us after the talk, thanx so much for your support and your enthusiasm.
A hearty round of applause for the Visprint crew, for making that happen.

Secondly, in a little bit, I'll be at the 2010 Metro ComicCon, at the SM Megamall Megatrade Hall 2. Bathala: Apokalypsis artist Ace Enriquez and editor Budjette Tan should be there as well. (Thanx once more to the Visprint crew!)
Hope to see you there!

Thursday, August 5, 2010


[REC] 2
(Review)

And I continue to be a Balagueró slut…


[REC] 2 kicks off right where [REC] ends, as four SWAT members are tasked to escort a Minister of Health into the quarantined apartment building where the horrors of the original took place. With the presence of the SWAT team, with their mounted cameras and heavy firepower, it initially gives the appearance that [REC] 2 is going the Aliens route, where the sequel doses up the horror of its progenitor with booster shots of adrenaline, testosterone, and gunfire.
But Jaume Balagueró and co-director Paco Plaza impishly tread other paths in this brilliant follow-up.


Contrary to the louder, “sound and fury” mentality of Hollywood’s hollower sequels, [REC] 2 targets higher ground in more significant ways. Not only are the shots more ambitious, but so is the narrative structure.
The diabolical aspects of [REC] are also opened up and taken further, neatly dovetailing into a sequence that takes the handheld camera from storytelling device to item of narrative consequence. (Battery life also comes into play at a certain point, so hurrah, for the acknowledgement of real life technological limitations on the found footage genre.)

Not only does [REC] 2 take the tantalizing promise of [REC]’s climactic reveal and run gleefully with it to places not normally seen in the zombie/infected genre, it also addresses some of the matters which were established in the original.
And in keeping with the spirit of [REC], it also has questions unanswered by the time the end credits roll, agonizing teases for more truly exceptional shakycam horror* in a third installment.**


* As much as I love what Balagueró has achieved with the [REC] films, setting some formidable standards for the first person horror experience, I’m also looking forward to his return to his own solo work, so my anticipation for Flatmate is rather high…

** [REC] 3 has already been announced…


Parting shot: [REC] was on the ¡Qué Horror! 2009 roll call, where it shared a slot with its English-language remake, Quarantine. Please feel free to scour the Archive, where reviews of Jaume Balagueró’s other films, Los Sin Nombre, Darkness, and Fragiles, can also be found.

([REC] 2 OS courtesy of impawards.com; images and PSA poster courtesy of jaumebalaguero.blogspot.com.)

Wednesday, August 4, 2010


PIMP MY STUFF
BATHALA: APOKALYPSIS

So, yeah, we'll be at the 2010 Metro ComicCon, on August 21-22, at the SM Megamall Megatrade Hall 2.
Hope to see you there!

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

PIMP MY STUFF:
BATHALA: APOKALYPSIS

The first issue of Bathala: Apokalypsis has indeed been sighted at davidhontiveros.com.
To wit:

What if there was only one superhuman to protect the whole world?

What if the world was ending as predicted in the Book of Revelation?

What can one superman do to stop the hand of the Almighty?